You Don't Know Jack

We Knew You Could Do It

Collect all trophies

Birth Certificate

Create a Contestant

It's Just More of This

Finish an episode

Vidiot Savant

Get every question right in an episode

Beast Master

Get 10 animal questions correct.

Film In Your Brain

Get 10 movie questions correct.

Phatty

Get 10 food questions correct.

Living in the Past

Get 10 history questions correct.

Unicorn

Achieve the highest gamer rating.

One Teat Short of An Udder

Achieve the second highest rating.

Mouth-Breather

Achieve the third highest rating

100,000aire!

Earn $100,000 lifetime

500,000aire!

Earn $500,000 lifetime.

1,000,000aire!

Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points

DisOrDat Participation Award

Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds.

DisOrDat Destroyer

Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly

DisOrDash

Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds.

Jack Attack Dog

Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up

Taking it from Behind

Come in from behind to win during the Jack Attack

Back Taxes

Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73

Button Banger

Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds

Smelt the Roses

Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second.

Menage-a-Quatre

Play a 4-player game online

My First Time

Screw someone for the first time

Virtual Virgin

Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times

Enscrewsiast

Screw 50 times

The Game's Half Full

Play Episodes 1-36

The Game's Half Empty

Play Episodes 1-37

Perfect Attendance

Play Episodes 1-73

Slack Attack

Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack.

Beat a Winner

Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an online game

Lose to a Loser

Lose an online game to someone with a rating at or below Dullard.

Always a Bridesmaid

Come in second place 5 times in online games

Social Outcast

Finish 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday nights.

Turncoat

Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America

Quick-Draw McDumbass

Choose the wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times.

Consolation Trophy

Play 5 hours without getting a single trophy.

Genius for a Day

Score at least $30,000 above your average.

Overconsumer

Listen to all commercials after one episode

Discovered Gauntlet of Fire

Find the very important gauntlet of fire

JACK Wrack

Play all episodes in JACK Pack

Map Dancer

Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack

Lit Twit

Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack

Boob Tuber

Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack

Incurable Hoarder

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack

JACK Smack

Play all episodes in JACK Pack 2

Super Know-va

Get 3 astrology questions correct in JACK Pack 2

B Sharp

Get 3 music questions correct in JACK Pack 2

Math Head

Get 3 math questions correct in JACK Pack 2

Nest Egghead

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 2

JACK Crack

Play all episodes in JACK Pack 3

Wizard of Balls

Get 3 sports questions correct in JACK Pack 3

Past Perfect

Get 3 history questions correct in JACK Pack 3

Sci Fly

Get 3 science questions correct in JACK Pack 3

Steaming Stockpile

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 3

JACK Sack

Play all episodes in JACK Pack 4

Cock of the Wok

Get 3 food questions correct in JACK Pack 4

Hot Butter

Get 3 movie questions correct in JACK Pack 4

Animal Husband

Get 3 animal questions correct in JACK Pack 4

Overprize Load

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 4