Universe for Sale

Platinum

Got all trophies.

Relax

You've tasted the tea of sweet Chaal Bark.

Strong

You’ve tasted the tea of bitter Podla Berries.

Sweet

You've tasted the strange, spicy tea of Coyala Flowers.

Cat Lover

You've Jellicly petted a Jellicle Lomri.

Dead End

In all the tea houses, in all the spaceports, you've walked up to this one.

Literate

Once there was an ugly Master. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End!

The Trimmer

Your slow blade penetrated the Podla's shields.

Mechanical Failure

You've cranked the Windmill up to eleven.

Energy Saver

You've made dads everywhere proud.

Top Gun

You've felt the need-- the need for speed!

Star Destroyer

You've asked the computer to never tells you the odds.

Gunslinger

You made sure the robots said hello to your little friend.

Home Sweet Home

You've purchased every trinket, gadget, and knick-knack for sale. Buy! Consume! Obey!

God of Creation

You've seen things people wouldn't believe, universes created in the palm of her hand...

God of Destruction

You wonder how many universes like this have been lost, like tears in rain.

Aspiring God of Creation

Mama always said life was like a box of Universes. You never know what you're gonna get.

Again!

Seven, eight, clean your game. Nine, ten, start over again!