The Holy Gosh Darn

...of 100%-ability

100% the game.

...of Whackamoleity

Get a perfect score in Whack-an-angel.

...of Audacity

Insult 10 Elders in the same timeline.

...of Brewery

Give Elder 7 every type of coffee possible.

...of Paradoxicality

Give Brokk a nosebleed.

...of Discontinuity

Make Gerardiel shut up.

...of Snackery

Have a cookie.

...of Connectivity

Open a network of portals between every realm.

...of Efficiency

Finish the game by rewinding 30 times or less.

...of Celebrity

Listen to yourself on the radio.

...of Generosity

Give Satan a gift.

...of Omnisciency

Freak out Puriel.

...of Holiness

Meet every Holy Spirit.

...of Theory

Learn everything.

...of Modularity

Install the wardrobe module.

...of Sentimentality

Install the Holy Site Sentimenterer.

...of Fully Upgradability

Get all watch upgrades.

...of Sensibility

Watch every divine memory.

...of Mortality

Die in 5 different ways.

...of Philanthropy

Help Mike Cobbles.

...of Salary

Pay for services rendered.

...of Agility

Skydive to all locations without hitting any dogs.

...of Mockery

Insult one Elder.

...of Artistry

Look at 20 pieces of art adjacent stuff.

...of Hostility

Insult all Elders.

...of Animosity

Insult 10 Elders.

...of Melody

Listen to every song.

...of Unbelievability

See crazy nonsense everywhere.

...of Vanity

Fill out your wardrobe.

...of Inquiry

Read every book.

...of Verbosity

Call everyone.