Squirrel Stapler

Whee!

Find an energy drink.

Shady

Commit sins at The Shady Shack.

God is Here

Finish the game.

Art Will Destroy the Artist

Read about The Artist.

The Stapler Becomes the Stapled

Die.

Oh...

Read about the de-boning abilities of squirrels.

Everything is Quiet

Read the reports.

Tftc!

Unlock GIANT SQUIRRELS mode.