Sir Whoopass: Immortal Death

Whoopinator

Player has successfully whooped all available bottom in the game; earning this elusive title!

Timber!

Kill the Ent

MLG 360 no scope kill!

Kill your first Orc Noob

A Megapint...?

Drink your very first grog

I drink, but I'm not a drunk!

Have three grogs in total

Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Drink five large grogs at the same time

Yeehaw!!!

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot

You're not so Big anymore, Boi!

Kill Big Boi

Self assessed tax return

Kill your first IRS guy

Grumpy Immortal

Defeat The Immortal

Tastes just like chicken!

Eat your first Garden Gnome

Your daily dose of Vitamin C.

Eat 100 Gnomes

I'm getting full...

Eat 500 Gnomes

Ripe Meat Off The Bone!

Eat your first grilled chicken

Scrambled Eggs

Collect at least 100 eggs

Surprise!!

Buy a surpise from Melisande

Nerd

Read a book from a bookshelf

Free Of Chains

Release all the chains

Cockadoodledoo!

Find the marvelous Chickenator

Are you ready to rumble?

Get your very first lethal weapon

I've got the power

Get full strength when Level Up

Catch me if you can

Get full agility when Level Up

I'm feeling lucky!

Get full luck when Level Up

Better safe than sorry - use protection

Get full protection when Level Up

Karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song

European karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk

Catch the bus with me!

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel

Butcher

Kill 100 enemies

Master Butcher

Kill 500 enemies

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

Kill 1000 enemies

Pasta Bolognese

Whoop Ass 10 times!

Thats disgusting!

Use the stinky outhouse

Out of bounds

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit

Another one bites the iron

Kill an enemy using metal bars

Haemochromatosis

Kill yourself with metal bars

Meat grinder

Get eaten by a shark

That's what cheese said!

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!

Oh, you're up to no gouda!

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!

Make America Grate Again

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese

You're looking mozzare-hella good!

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese

Fifty Shades of Gruyere

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!

Kleptomaniac

Loot 6 drunken orcs

Just wing it!

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.

Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys

Complete the dungeon 100%

Spoiler alert!

Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.

Deal with it

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses

Consider it dealt with

Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses