Shadows Over Loathing

Platinumb

Your thumbs have become comfortably numb

Fuel Reserves

You filled the gas can up ALL the way

Chessica

You beat Jessica at chess

The Duality of Hat

You posed for two different fedora pictures

A Victimless Crime

You solved Mrs. Brewster's mystery

Hardcore Gamer

You won all the prizes at the Ocean City Boardwalk

More Meat Than Sense

You bought a barrel

Predestined

You closed the Time Loop

Cleaning House

You drove enemies out of 23 Hilbert House rooms

A Well-Rounded Education

You passed all nine SIT courses (requires multiple playthroughs)

Freaky Frogday

You helped the workers of Haim Quarry

You Did the Monster Sash

You got a fully-decked out Monster Shack sash

Just Showing Off

You defeated the Ziggurat Goliath

Esprit de Corn

You maximized morale in the Maize Maze

Jasper's Six

You executed a perfect heist

A Friend of Ours

You completed all of Don T's assignments

The Last Dance

Gabby saved the universe

The Forbidden Melody

Obie saved the universe

Bullet of Pure Love

Molly saved the universe

No Dogs Don't Prevent Oblivion

Barker saved the universe

The Umbraline Solution

Adams saved the universe

This Wrench Kills Machines

Simone saved the universe

The Bite Heard Round the World

Alphonse saved the universe

The Milk of Human Kindness

You completed the game without fighting

The Gang's All Here

You received the hobo camp's highest honor

Cat Fancy

You unlocked every cat

Sanitation Engineer

You flushed every toilet