Quiplash

Give It The Fingers

Successfully enter both your quips in a round

Quip It Good

Win both battles in a round

Quipee-ki-yay!

Win all battles in Rounds 1 and 2

Eighters Gonna Eight

Play an 8-player game

Hi, Jinx!

Enter the same thing as your opponent

The Titular Achievement

Get a Quiplash! (sweep votes in a 5+-player game)

He Who Lashes Last…

Get 70% or more of the votes in The Last Lash

Sitting Ovation

Play a game with an Audience

Quip Pro Quo

Write a quip that Schmitty actually responds to

Meatloaf Candy

Write "meatloaf candy" and win a battle with it