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Newbie

Start playing

Haters Gonna Hate

Dance through the first universe and don't stop for nothing

Speedrun

Finish Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds

Steedrun

Play through Straitjacket Darkness universe without dying, with a horse head

Greedrun

Play through Fat Cake universe and eat every fat cake, with a hamburger for a face

Dinorun

Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur

Mmyes Indeedrun

Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under a minute, wearing a monocle and a top-hat

That was it

Finish the whole damn game

Hatsamingo

Collect half the hats

Hatsamungojungo

Collect all the hats