Life Goes On

All the Things

You have proven that anything can be achieved through the sacrifice of minions.

Meet Jeff

What does the fuzzy thing do?

Milecide

One thousand knights squandered.

No Vacancy

How many doll knights can you lose on Straight to the Point?

There's Really Nothing Over Here

Nothing to see, move along.

Soul Crushing

Maximum misfortune in Maximum Security.

Appeasement

Jeff is satisfied.

Rapid Sacrifice

Beating all the clocks.

Merciful Leader

Mercy is its own reward, so have a prize!

Superb Spelunker

Master the Mines

Master Mountaineer

Master the Mountain

Dungeon Delver

Master the Castle

Ardent Archaeologist

Master the Ruins

Precision Air Drop

One body does not count as a Carpet.

Law of Doll Knight Conservation

Prove that you are the master of Tenuous Links.

Beat the Devs

No skips. No restarts. One run. How fast can you go?

Master of Magnetism

Check point two, check point one to prove your skill on Equal and Opposite.