Jazzpunk

The End

Now go outside

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Essense of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges

Explore the rotary phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

Spongliform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

DJ Polyblank

Scratch two compact disc records