Electronic Super Joy

Mass Murder

Murder The Pope

As You Wish

Survive Glorg

Rear-venge!

Defeat The Groove Wizard

One-derful!

Defeat World 1 within 10 minutes

Two Awesome

Defeat World 2 within 17 minutes

So Three-ling!

Defeat World 3 within 22 minutes

How Four-tuitous!

Defeat World 4 within 26 Minutes

Dame Right, It's Better Than Yours!

Beat all gold times

So Long And Thanks For All The Stars

Collect every star

Electronic Super Done!

Get every Star, beat every Gold Time, and earn 0 deaths in every level