Cookie Clicker

Platinum Cookie

Do Not Eat.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades. But don't let that stop you!

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1000 of a stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good. Gotta pump those numbers up!

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty. Really got 'em buttered!

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive building, 2 of the second-most, 4 of the next and so on.

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive building, 20 of the second-most, 30 of the next and so on.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells. I'm a what?

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies. You should really go to bed.

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors. Boy, are my arms tired!

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

And a little extra

Bake 10^72 cookies in one ascension.

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.