Battle Slots

Uncle Morty's Savior

Save your soft-headed uncle Morty from his plight.

Three Little Pigs

Slay three Boar Men.

So You Wanna Be a Gambler

Spin a 5 pay.

Unluckiest Spinner Alive

Lose five consecutive spins in one battle.

No Contest

Kill a monster outright with the first spin of the match.

Fries With That

Let Spudbucket land the final, killing blow against a foe.

Horse Puncher

Complete the Horse Puncher quests. This involves punching some horses.

Site Seer

Visit every location on the map.

Zookeeper Extraordinaire

Collect every zoo animal.

Well Duh

Complete the game.